Great contest here

THere are many contest-beauty contests,eating contest,so many like wise but here we have a unique contest -who can write something very creative and still it should be imaginative and immpossible.Examples are as fallows-I have an elephant living in my ear.A king and his family lived in a palace built in side a seashell.Pumpkin seeds are so huge that you can not eat one seed in a meal,you may have to make 20 meals for 20 people out of one seed.So now the contest is open.Rules-One can write as many creative falsehood which are creative yet immpossible like science fiction.It should be a comment and anyone else can re comment on that.And after 10 enteries are here we decide who wrote the best imaginative lie.who writes the first creative lie ? Goodluck